This one is for ripley's...

Believe it or not..

We start off with the usual seller, by the name dota...

S> BATTLESMITH-60, ASSASSIN-78, MONK-60, ACO-40 & WIZ-75 (FEMALE CHARACTERS)

AND MANY MORE INSIDE THE STORAGE ANG CART WORTH 15M+++

BLACKSMITH WITH ZENY 30M++

TEXT ME UR OFFER 09216643103

And you know RB forbids THESE kinds of things right?

Check out his reply after being chided...

why dont you guys mind your own business

I know that this is illegal, but you will understand me if you are quitting also. Sayang kasi yung account and madaming items.

This guy wins for the most random stupidity humanity has to offer.

Ruining childhoods for you.

We have yet another friendster moron here. This is whom I want you to nuke...

Name: Rain Mariano
Email: ranimariano@yahoo.com <-- not sure about this
Picture: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/genesis234/MyPic.jpg
ender: Male
Interested in Meeting People for:
Friends, Activity Partners
Status: Single
Age: 34
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Location: Philippines
Hometown: Aparri, Cagayan
Friendster Member Since: Sep 2004
Schools (Other):
I don't think it's safe
Occupation:
Hunter | Merchant | Monk | Wizard | Knight
Companies:
StudioTraffic

WHY?

http://killprobots.hopto.org/images/dierain.jpg

Coming from a person whose friends belong to the underworld, this is not surprising.
But why did he write that anyway? because his bot/botfarm got busted? :P

Anyway, you'll rue the day you have decided to write things like that, Rain. You have been reported as well to Friendster admins. :D

The PROPER Vigilance

We now listen to a tale fo TRUE and LAWFUL vigilance, told to us from the killprobots forums.

We shall hide him under the name "don't kill me."

hey there...found your forums and i decided to share you a looong story of mine...hope hindi ka mabagot...here it goes:

Last quarter of 2004,nag laro ako one time sa isang shop sa manila noon, kakatapos lng ng shift ko, so umaga na yun, eh noob ako sa place ko nun, so im just trying out shops around the area... so i went into this one cozy shop, logged into my email... chat while naka vend mode merch ko, which was my main char... Pinili ko merch kasi un ung hindi masyadong nilalaro ng mga players, and I feel "noble and proud" when playing one... Kelangan mo ng matinding patience and determination sa paglalaro eh... Anyway, I decided magbababad ako since dayoff ko na eh... Mga 6am ako nag start tpos mga 1pm na ako natapos... Base level di ko tanda pero job tanda ko 1 nlng 50 na... So, bangag na ako and I decided to pay up, go home, eat n drink beer then sleep... Nagising na ako mga 9pm gabi... took a bath, and decided na maghanap ng ibang shop, ambagal kc ng PCs nung nilaruan ko earlier... So, asa shop na ako... ayan cge laro2x hapi2x... till bglng me lumabas "someone else has logged on using this ID"... since di ko pa nararanasang mahack, akala ko wala lang, cge login2x laro2x hapi2x... ayun... after 30 mins un nanaman... abah pota, nakaramdam na ako ng kaba, so login uli ako... agawan ng login till nkkita ng katabi ko na balisa na ako, sinabihan nya ako, "pre hinahack ka na mag forgot password ka.." so un nga ginawa ko, login sa mail, kuha password...login2x laro2x hapi2x....tpos ng mga 1 hr, nagulat nalang ako ng biglang ung "someone else has logged on using this ID" lumabas nanaman... forgot password nanaman ako, kaso di ko na maopen email ko gagong hacker yun... la na ako access sa email nor my ragna acct... napaisip ako... since nung that morning lang ako nakalaro ule ng ragna for almost 1 wk na pagkatigang, nagduda ako sa shop na un since un lng pinaglaruan ko... pinuntahan ko... pag pasok ko ung taga tingin ata un,
sinabihan ako na, "boss sarado na po kame sensya na po" (not exactly like this pero kinda like this), while his eyes went back to a peculiar dos-prompt like screenie. Nagduda ako baka keylogger un (i was aware of keyloggers then, but i wasnt aware of bots and botting). So, nilapitan ko sya, tapos tinanaong ko "ano po yan bossing?". Sabi nya "Bot yan sa ragna..". Medyo hindi ako naniwala. Tapos nun, I calmly explained to him what happened to me, and I asked him the question "gumagamit ba kayo ng keylogger dito?". To my surprise, he sounded a bit agitated and said "walang
nagkkeylogger dito, kung gusto mo tignan mo pa eh..". Having him bring up the idea, well I said "sige kung okey lang". From being panicky, he sounded angry and said "kung wala kang makita,anong gagawin ko sa yo ha?". I replied "Wala, kung wala akong makikita wala ka din gagawin saken...".
So, being a computer science graduate, I tried to do a search on his hard drive by date modified. Tinesting ko ung latest date modified. Pag bukas ko, un ung same DOS-like screenie kanina... And to my surprise... Aba, nakita ko buong name ko adun sa program na yun (w/c to my guess nilagay ko sa email since i use it for work). Nung nakita ko yung name ko, I asked him a sarcastic question, "ikaw ba si ?". Nagalit sya, tapos sinabi nya "PUTANG INA MO GAGO KA!PINAGBIBINTANGAN MO BA AKO HA? LUMAYAS KA NA DITO!"." I rest my case" sinabi ko nalang sa sarili ko, while inaawat sya ng asawa nya ata un or something... Tapos,biglang umalis yung guy, nilapitan ako nung babae and she was asking what going on. I told her my story, and while I was in the middle of it, biglang lumabas yung guy, armed with a 2x2 wood pile and was aiming for me! Inawat nanaman sya ng babae, tapos I ran for the door. Pumiglas yung guy and was running after me, I held on the door like there was no tomorrow... inawat nanaman sya, and it gave me a chance to run for the hallway and ran as faraway from the place... ikinuwento ko sa mga tropa ko,and they wanted to burn down the place, but I told them that ill settle it on my own, the legal way... So nagpabarangay ako and nagpapulis and all that... Eventually, the guy disappeared and what's worse is that the shop closed, all because of what happened to me (nalaman pala kasi n expired na yung permit since last2x year eh operating pa rin sila)...
Anyway,my point is, I know how it feels to be stuck in a rut so to speak, and I want you to konw that I'm with you in this war (kahit na gnun ngyri sken laro padin ako...)... Yun lng pizz out ciao!

To that wretched shop owner, unless you repent, you will see hell until you die, for which you will see hell even if you close your eyes.

THE BEST OF RAGNABOARDS DQN (aka. Taking KILLpROBOTS to a whole new meaning!)

Greetings earthlings.

I bring you the worst stupidity of humans.

And his name is Bour.

See below his "wonderful" suggestion.

Quote by: Bour

Guys, me and my "team" were up to something cool again. And I tell you, this is really nice! We do really enjoy it! And I suggest, you do the same. Only if you really care that is! Here's my story... I've seen a lot complaining here in RB, bots, scams, hacks, etc, etc... Now ang napapansin ko is, hanggang type lang ang mga nagrereklamo. Aside from typing, wala na silang ibang ginagawa. They know naman na walang ginagawa ang mga GM's about these matter and yet, these compliants have nothing to do than type all the hell out. All they do is type, type, type and TYPE! But they don't move their a$$es up. They just sit waiting for a miracle to happen. Lahat inaasa sa GM. Lahat inaasa sa iba. But they don't even know, that they have the power. Want me to prove it? We have busted a lot of botters now and a lot if illegal traders. How? We enter a few cafe's, hunt for some bot programs. Then, kapag may nakita kami, sinasapak namin yung nakaupo sa harap ng monitor. As in malakas. At marami. The poor guy won't have time to recover. Tas yung isang kasama namin, tatadyakan pa sa tagiliran. Ang labas is parang may atraso lang yung guy. At ang mga tao sa paligid, di makikialam. OR else, masasaktan rin sila. Another, the case of the poor illegal zenny buyer. Nag pub yung "asset" namin sa pront na "S>Zenny, Pampanga Area". Tas may kumagat. So nag set kami ng meeting sa may Diamond park. Pumunta siya. And guess what, sinapak rin namin tas kinuha namin wallet niya. Instant cash may lesson pa yung guy. Pero medyo naawa ako kasi he's only 16 yrs old beaten up by us... Four kami. So far marami na kaming nabiktima. At hindi kami hihinto. Did you say POLICE??? and BARANGAY??? Forget it, kayang kaya silang tapatan ng pera namin. So guys, stop typing. Form a group if you want. And let's teach these punks a lesson. No to BOTTING. No to ILLEGAL TRADES. There will be more attacks. But this time, it will be more violent than ever. So cafe's of Angeles City Pampanga, ingat lang, who knows, isa sa mga customers niyo ay "kaibigan" na pla namin. I think it's time for a serious gameplay. What if kung patayin na natin ang mga botters? As in murder. Let's set up these illegal traders. Kunwari nagbebenta kayo. Tas pag nag meet na, patayin. As in patayin. Only, if you do really care. I dare you all. hanggang type lang ata kayo eh? Regards, Bour / C.D.M.P (Pampanga Chapter) *The most effective way of killing an illegal trader / buyer is setting up a place with a "sniper" with a .22 cal rifle equipped with a silencer. * Having problems on how to get a .22 rifle? Go buy an airgun (Co2) then have it converted into a live bullet feed type. Soon, we'll gonna use this. Think we can't kill? Think again. Isn't their encouraging us, "players" to be more vigilant? Then, shall we.

Sorry Bour, but this suggestion makes my recent friendster humiliations look like some kindergarten prank.

I wonder what he's been sniffing lately.

PUBLIC SERVICE FOR pRO LOUYANG PATCH

http://killprobots.hopto.org/downloads/prolouyang.exe

This is 35 megs, because it contains more files, iirc.

http://killprobots.hopto.org/downloads/200...data_lu7_ph.exe

Those who just needs a working lu7_ph file, you can just slap that in, patch, and start playing.

DIVINE RETRIBUTION

The day draws near for divine retribution.

Mercy is for those who ask and seek it. But for those who willfully destroy and devastate, death in the body and soul awaits.

I can only speak in archaic terms. Do not take the message in apocalyptic terms. :P

Sacrifices

I don't understand why the good people has to be the ones with the burdens.

Just recently, I was able to convince Orochi Herman to continue development of our project, and stop fantasizing about a certain schoolgirl.

But then, I have seen the effort it needs, and he's indeed having problems beyond his scope. He's not slacking for nothing. :P

What we were working on is something big. It's the equivalent of making a completely new customer support-like system. Well, I'll be using it mainly to automate the whole point of my old SOP in my killprobots YM. No more downtimes, no more naggings, no more invisible-modes. :P

Peering these acquired data to the GMs will be simplified because all data and all requirements will be asked with no chance of slipping up. :D

I may very well become his slave driver in the coming days. And I know he can do it. He just needs to stop pretending that he can't do it. :P

Peace to Orochi Herman, of course, I mean no harm in these statements. :P