Scam scam scamity scam...

Chatlog in a chatroom when Juan_CD was asking for a warp in gh:

(LEVELUPGM*kick) has entered.
[J_CD]Sniper : po?
LEVELUPGM*kick : waaaaaaaaa gm
GM:Pagua™:Hello!
LEVELUPGM*kick : pnge po gmi gm
GM:Pagua™:elo po
LEVELUPGM*kick : pnge po gmit gm
GM:Pagua™:akin na user at pass m
[J_CD]Sniper : anu ibigay mo sakin
Good Game
LEVELUPGM*kick :
GM:Pagua™:ano gus2 mo?
[J_CD]Sniper : hmm
(LEVELUPGM*kick) left.
[J_CD]Sniper : gusto ko ng isang
mukhang taeng scammer na irereport
ko sa LU!

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If you have witty methods of putting scammers to shame, I would like them. :)