Thursday, July 28, 2005

This one is for ripley's...

Believe it or not..

We start off with the usual seller, by the name dota...


S> BATTLESMITH-60, ASSASSIN-78, MONK-60, ACO-40 & WIZ-75 (FEMALE CHARACTERS)

AND MANY MORE INSIDE THE STORAGE ANG CART WORTH 15M+++

BLACKSMITH WITH ZENY 30M++

TEXT ME UR OFFER 09216643103


And you know RB forbids THESE kinds of things right?

Check out his reply after being chided...

why dont you guys mind your own business

I know that this is illegal, but you will understand me if you are quitting also. Sayang kasi yung account and madaming items.


This guy wins for the most random stupidity humanity has to offer.

Ruining childhoods for you.

We have yet another friendster moron here. This is whom I want you to nuke...

Name: Rain Mariano
Email: ranimariano@yahoo.com <-- not sure about this
Picture: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/genesis234/MyPic.jpg
ender: Male
Interested in Meeting People for:
Friends, Activity Partners
Status: Single
Age: 34
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Location: Philippines
Hometown: Aparri, Cagayan
Friendster Member Since: Sep 2004
Schools (Other):
I don't think it's safe
Occupation:
Hunter | Merchant | Monk | Wizard | Knight
Companies:
StudioTraffic

WHY?

http://killprobots.hopto.org/images/dierain.jpg

Coming from a person whose friends belong to the underworld, this is not surprising.
But why did he write that anyway? because his bot/botfarm got busted? :P

Anyway, you'll rue the day you have decided to write things like that, Rain. You have been reported as well to Friendster admins. :D

Sunday, July 24, 2005

The PROPER Vigilance

We now listen to a tale fo TRUE and LAWFUL vigilance, told to us from the killprobots forums.

We shall hide him under the name "don't kill me."

hey there...found your forums and i decided to share you a looong story of mine...hope hindi ka mabagot...here it goes:

Last quarter of 2004,nag laro ako one time sa isang shop sa manila noon, kakatapos lng ng shift ko, so umaga na yun, eh noob ako sa place ko nun, so im just trying out shops around the area... so i went into this one cozy shop, logged into my email... chat while naka vend mode merch ko, which was my main char... Pinili ko merch kasi un ung hindi masyadong nilalaro ng mga players, and I feel "noble and proud" when playing one... Kelangan mo ng matinding patience and determination sa paglalaro eh... Anyway, I decided magbababad ako since dayoff ko na eh... Mga 6am ako nag start tpos mga 1pm na ako natapos... Base level di ko tanda pero job tanda ko 1 nlng 50 na... So, bangag na ako and I decided to pay up, go home, eat n drink beer then sleep... Nagising na ako mga 9pm gabi... took a bath, and decided na maghanap ng ibang shop, ambagal kc ng PCs nung nilaruan ko earlier... So, asa shop na ako... ayan cge laro2x hapi2x... till bglng me lumabas "someone else has logged on using this ID"... since di ko pa nararanasang mahack, akala ko wala lang, cge login2x laro2x hapi2x... ayun... after 30 mins un nanaman... abah pota, nakaramdam na ako ng kaba, so login uli ako... agawan ng login till nkkita ng katabi ko na balisa na ako, sinabihan nya ako, "pre hinahack ka na mag forgot password ka.." so un nga ginawa ko, login sa mail, kuha password...login2x laro2x hapi2x....tpos ng mga 1 hr, nagulat nalang ako ng biglang ung "someone else has logged on using this ID" lumabas nanaman... forgot password nanaman ako, kaso di ko na maopen email ko gagong hacker yun... la na ako access sa email nor my ragna acct... napaisip ako... since nung that morning lang ako nakalaro ule ng ragna for almost 1 wk na pagkatigang, nagduda ako sa shop na un since un lng pinaglaruan ko... pinuntahan ko... pag pasok ko ung taga tingin ata un,
sinabihan ako na, "boss sarado na po kame sensya na po" (not exactly like this pero kinda like this), while his eyes went back to a peculiar dos-prompt like screenie. Nagduda ako baka keylogger un (i was aware of keyloggers then, but i wasnt aware of bots and botting). So, nilapitan ko sya, tapos tinanaong ko "ano po yan bossing?". Sabi nya "Bot yan sa ragna..". Medyo hindi ako naniwala. Tapos nun, I calmly explained to him what happened to me, and I asked him the question "gumagamit ba kayo ng keylogger dito?". To my surprise, he sounded a bit agitated and said "walang
nagkkeylogger dito, kung gusto mo tignan mo pa eh..". Having him bring up the idea, well I said "sige kung okey lang". From being panicky, he sounded angry and said "kung wala kang makita,anong gagawin ko sa yo ha?". I replied "Wala, kung wala akong makikita wala ka din gagawin saken...".
So, being a computer science graduate, I tried to do a search on his hard drive by date modified. Tinesting ko ung latest date modified. Pag bukas ko, un ung same DOS-like screenie kanina... And to my surprise... Aba, nakita ko buong name ko adun sa program na yun (w/c to my guess nilagay ko sa email since i use it for work). Nung nakita ko yung name ko, I asked him a sarcastic question, "ikaw ba si ?". Nagalit sya, tapos sinabi nya "PUTANG INA MO GAGO KA!PINAGBIBINTANGAN MO BA AKO HA? LUMAYAS KA NA DITO!"." I rest my case" sinabi ko nalang sa sarili ko, while inaawat sya ng asawa nya ata un or something... Tapos,biglang umalis yung guy, nilapitan ako nung babae and she was asking what going on. I told her my story, and while I was in the middle of it, biglang lumabas yung guy, armed with a 2x2 wood pile and was aiming for me! Inawat nanaman sya ng babae, tapos I ran for the door. Pumiglas yung guy and was running after me, I held on the door like there was no tomorrow... inawat nanaman sya, and it gave me a chance to run for the hallway and ran as faraway from the place... ikinuwento ko sa mga tropa ko,and they wanted to burn down the place, but I told them that ill settle it on my own, the legal way... So nagpabarangay ako and nagpapulis and all that... Eventually, the guy disappeared and what's worse is that the shop closed, all because of what happened to me (nalaman pala kasi n expired na yung permit since last2x year eh operating pa rin sila)...
Anyway,my point is, I know how it feels to be stuck in a rut so to speak, and I want you to konw that I'm with you in this war (kahit na gnun ngyri sken laro padin ako...)... Yun lng pizz out ciao!


To that wretched shop owner, unless you repent, you will see hell until you die, for which you will see hell even if you close your eyes.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

THE BEST OF RAGNABOARDS DQN (aka. Taking KILLpROBOTS to a whole new meaning!)

Greetings earthlings.

I bring you the worst stupidity of humans.

And his name is Bour.

See below his "wonderful" suggestion.








Quote by: Bour

Guys, me and my "team" were up to something cool again. And I tell you, this is really nice! We do really enjoy it! And I suggest, you do the same. Only if you really care that is!

Here's my story...

I've seen a lot complaining here in RB, bots, scams, hacks, etc, etc... Now ang napapansin ko is, hanggang type lang ang mga nagrereklamo. Aside from typing, wala na silang ibang ginagawa. They know naman na walang ginagawa ang mga GM's about these matter and yet, these compliants have nothing to do than type all the hell out. All they do is type, type, type and TYPE! But they don't move their a$$es up. They just sit waiting for a miracle to happen. Lahat inaasa sa GM. Lahat inaasa sa iba. But they don't even know, that they have the power. Want me to prove it?

We have busted a lot of botters now and a lot if illegal traders. How? We enter a few cafe's, hunt for some bot programs. Then, kapag may nakita kami, sinasapak namin yung nakaupo sa harap ng monitor. As in malakas. At marami. The poor guy won't have time to recover. Tas yung isang kasama namin, tatadyakan pa sa tagiliran. Ang labas is parang may atraso lang yung guy. At ang mga tao sa paligid, di makikialam. OR else, masasaktan rin sila.

Another, the case of the poor illegal zenny buyer. Nag pub yung "asset" namin sa pront na "S>Zenny, Pampanga Area". Tas may kumagat. So nag set kami ng meeting sa may Diamond park. Pumunta siya. And guess what, sinapak rin namin tas kinuha namin wallet niya. Instant cash may lesson pa yung guy. Pero medyo naawa ako kasi he's only 16 yrs old beaten up by us... Four kami.

So far marami na kaming nabiktima. At hindi kami hihinto. Did you say POLICE??? and BARANGAY??? Forget it, kayang kaya silang tapatan ng pera namin. So guys, stop typing. Form a group if you want. And let's teach these punks a lesson. No to BOTTING. No to ILLEGAL TRADES.

There will be more attacks. But this time, it will be more violent than ever. So cafe's of Angeles City Pampanga, ingat lang, who knows, isa sa mga customers niyo ay "kaibigan" na pla namin.

I think it's time for a serious gameplay. What if kung patayin na natin ang mga botters? As in murder. Let's set up these illegal traders. Kunwari nagbebenta kayo. Tas pag nag meet na, patayin. As in patayin.

Only, if you do really care. I dare you all. hanggang type lang ata kayo eh?

Regards,
Bour / C.D.M.P (Pampanga Chapter)

*The most effective way of killing an illegal trader / buyer is setting up a place with a "sniper" with a .22 cal rifle equipped with a silencer. *

Having problems on how to get a .22 rifle? Go buy an airgun (Co2) then have it converted into a live bullet feed type.

Soon, we'll gonna use this. Think we can't kill? Think again. Isn't their encouraging us, "players" to be more vigilant? Then, shall we.


Sorry Bour, but this suggestion makes my recent friendster humiliations look like some kindergarten prank.

I wonder what he's been sniffing lately.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

PUBLIC SERVICE FOR pRO LOUYANG PATCH

http://killprobots.hopto.org/downloads/prolouyang.exe

This is 35 megs, because it contains more files, iirc.

http://killprobots.hopto.org/downloads/200...data_lu7_ph.exe

Those who just needs a working lu7_ph file, you can just slap that in, patch, and start playing.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

DIVINE RETRIBUTION

The day draws near for divine retribution.

Mercy is for those who ask and seek it. But for those who willfully destroy and devastate, death in the body and soul awaits.

I can only speak in archaic terms. Do not take the message in apocalyptic terms. :P

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Sacrifices

I don't understand why the good people has to be the ones with the burdens.

Just recently, I was able to convince Orochi Herman to continue development of our project, and stop fantasizing about a certain schoolgirl.

But then, I have seen the effort it needs, and he's indeed having problems beyond his scope. He's not slacking for nothing. :P

What we were working on is something big. It's the equivalent of making a completely new customer support-like system. Well, I'll be using it mainly to automate the whole point of my old SOP in my killprobots YM. No more downtimes, no more naggings, no more invisible-modes. :P

Peering these acquired data to the GMs will be simplified because all data and all requirements will be asked with no chance of slipping up. :D

I may very well become his slave driver in the coming days. And I know he can do it. He just needs to stop pretending that he can't do it. :P

Peace to Orochi Herman, of course, I mean no harm in these statements. :P

Sunday, June 26, 2005

E X C I T I N G

RPC in two days is amazing.
Everything was great. I was also there.

Met people, mingled with them, but kept my identity a secret.

My salutations go to Hatred, who started the TOTAL WIPEOUT method of killing players in the RPC. Many guilds has since adopted this tactic.

I also have introduced myself to a group of trusted people.

I'm also planning to move the most critical components of killprobots in a better site. Keep an eye on this guys.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

The Litany of Damnation

Those who break the rules ever so willingly and justify it with lame alibis are destined to the eternal fiery abyss.

Those who fight and justify their blatant wrongdoings will be punished without remorse nor mercy.

Those who persist in their twisted and wicked ways will be chopped off and uprooted like the weeds that they are.

Friday, June 10, 2005

The Curse Blessings of the Orochi bloodline

Have you wondered why the Hakkeshu has this grudge against humanity? Or why the Orochi is keen on destroying humankind?

Let's recount the reasons.

1. Sins done against nature. It's true, and that there are a lot of people guilty of this. They do this without consideration.
2. Sins done against their own kind. Greed. Hatred. Despise. Even the Hakkeshu are victims of this in occasion, thus this reason alone is enough for them to pledge allegiance to Orochi.
3. Sins against God. Easily, crimes are godless acts.

But are we just destroying humankind exclusively?

That is a question we may never answer, however, let me give you my point of view.

It is only sinners who should be destroyed. Remorseless sinners. Humankind too has a beautiful side that must be kept sacred and spared for as long as they can.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Should I join them?

The following post has been rated "Insanely Insane" by the Blog and Fanfic Review and Classification Board. Viewer discretion is advised.

This post has been rated SURREAL.

I am unique person, because I am already born with a powerful bloodline as a mortal. But people have mistaken me to be an evil person because of this.

Midgard has always been my house. The day has been different since the gods have summoned me to work for them. I and a few others have served them in mingling and keeping the peace of the populace. There were many of us summoned by the gods.

The alluring and feisty Dominatrix was both my critic and my ally, whom I highly respect, now summoned by our former handler, Phage, to another dimension. The innocent Hikaru has been a reliable person to work with, even to this day. Dolby and Genocide remains lurking, whose whereabouts I know not, as well. However, I still see them in occasion.

But not all of them have stayed or shown up again. Intensity worked his own way, but done his job well, and has quit to settle down. Berelain was the most beloved, but she has never been heard of ever since after an unknown incident took place. The same fate befell Serendipity, Luthien, leaving without reason. Kusanagi, my mortal enemy by blood has been surprisingly a cooperative and trustworthy companion, who, too, has his whereabouts unknown. On the other hand, rumors had it that Temperance was elevated to godhood, but nobody knows, not even I.

Because of this, a new batch of mortals were summoned to aid the 5 remaining older generations. They came in a timely manner.

My excellent handling and contributions has caught the attention of the other gods, Silvermaine and Verdandi. They are interested in assimilating me for my worth, but they have seen that my power has not matured yet to their standards, and the full power of the Orochi has not completely manifested in me, despite the fact that I am a pure Orochi. Those who are half-orochi would have profound trouble controlling their power, it can even cause their own destruction if they can't handle it.

Another problem is a recurring instinct of mine that is a direct influence of Orochi; the desire to destroy humankind. Even though I have successfully controlled this urge, the rage grows wild in hatred and tension. Even Dominatrix sees this and tries to control me. There were times that the blood is now speaking, no longer my mind.

Would I be able to control this compeltely? I would become no different to Sakray if it were so, but then, the only way to find out is to take the place.

And now, I protect, cooperate and watch over the other gods and do their biddings. For many times, I have served biddings from Lilith, Phage, Kaeko, Silvermaine and Verdandi. In many occasions, Lord Tristan has asked me for such biddings as well, in which I carry out loyally. I will continue to do this for all time, even if I would not be raised to godhood.

But while I serve the gods, I serve too a messenger of an even higher god, whose blood runs within me.

Monday, June 06, 2005

RPC Intensity = Teh hawt

I'd like to congratulate Hazards for a job well done. They are the true legend killers for overturning Unholy and Rebirth, last year's champions in one sitting. (or day).

This feat earned them a place in MMOG history.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

This is your commander speaking...

If you see harvester bots, those numerically labeled novices, I suggest you report them first and foremost.

They're the backbone of the underground PHP selling industry. *snaps a twig* I say give them hell.

Report them at customer support in escalations at level-up-games.com

If you're unsure if they're harvesters, post them at killprobots imageboard and I'll look into it. Upon confirmation, you must report it right away.

Remember, it is only the GMs who can bestow punishments.

Monday, May 30, 2005

Scam scam scamity scam...

Chatlog in a chatroom when Juan_CD was asking for a warp in gh:

(LEVELUPGM*kick) has entered.
[J_CD]Sniper : po?
LEVELUPGM*kick : waaaaaaaaa gm
GM:Pagua™:Hello!
LEVELUPGM*kick : pnge po gmi gm
GM:Pagua™:elo po
LEVELUPGM*kick : pnge po gmit gm
GM:Pagua™:akin na user at pass m
[J_CD]Sniper : anu ibigay mo sakin
Good Game
LEVELUPGM*kick :
GM:Pagua™:ano gus2 mo?
[J_CD]Sniper : hmm
(LEVELUPGM*kick) left.
[J_CD]Sniper : gusto ko ng isang
mukhang taeng scammer na irereport
ko sa LU!

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Juan-CD/JuanCD/screeniris010.jpg
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Juan-CD/JuanCD/screeniris011.jpg
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Juan-CD/JuanCD/screeniris012.jpg

If you have witty methods of putting scammers to shame, I would like them. :)

One that deserves true humiliation.

The worst you can ever do is to make unprovoked attacks over friendster.

Why? let's take the case of Tasha Catherine, who wrote this.:

"I wont kill bots i'll kill you!!!"

If you, Catherine, is reading this, you have made the worst mistake and you have messed with the wrong man. Punished now, ask questions later.

You will not see mercy from me from that trivial attack you have done. I'll teach you a bitter lesson.

This is her email. babytasha_101@yahoo.com

This is her.

--------=====---------
Gender: Female
Interested in Meeting People for: Dating Men, Friends
Status: Single
Age: 18
Location: Philippines
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Occupation: student

--------=====---------
Feel free to add me here's my email add : babytasha_101@yahoo.com
Hope I make lots of friends here,buhbye!

That message above is not about friendship.

Ah well, we shall let the winds loose and let her taste social wrath.

Let it begin... now.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

RO patching trouble; Game Down until further notice...

Due to some critical zoning problems, we regret to inform you that we are rolling back the game to 1:30pm of May 25, 2005. We have to do this so that we can fix and rectify issues on some maps.

We are taking down the game from 11:30pm today, Wednesday, May 25, 2005 until further notice.

We apologize for this inconvenience. We shall be announcing compensatory consideration to all our players as soon as possible. Please stay tuned to the site and the Ragnaboards for official updates.

In this regard, Customer Support hotline (632) 751-9611 will be on standby 24 hours to assist all our players in patching Episode 7 and answer all concerns.

Thank you for bearing with us.

- Level Up!

As for why this happens, I have no idea. Understandably, not all games update without a hitch.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Ragnaboards signature. Don't abuse it.

Or else... I'll be getting this kind of instructions on a daily basis.

Neutral Guru : when you get back please lay the smack down on dharwin03. His sig has an an animated gif of an assassin humping a priestess. It is so not PG-13. >_<

And you know what will happen if you don't heed the rules...

Monday, May 23, 2005

The oxymoronic term of Private Servers

Private servers are the biggest oxymoron in the RO community.

Why?

Why call it private when you invite people in there?

Indeed, it's a sharp contradiction to their purpose.

Private servers were meant initially as testing grounds and personal playgrounds. But that clashed with the real purpose of RO.

So they invited people in.

But then comes a problem. Those servers are hot in Gravity's eyes and they'll be forced to shut down when caught.

The sad reality is that many players betray official servers for private servers, which claims to be managed better.

But that's tantamount to supporting and harboring criminals. No matter the argument.

And the crime? Copyright Infringement. it's like with emulators, it becomes illegal when you place the crucial piece of the diagram to make it work.

For game emulators, it is the ROM. For private servers, it is the resource files found in the client/pirated from the Aegis server.

Private servers are an oxymoron. And they are illegal too. I just don't understand the workings on how people manage to dodge copyright infringement with various technicalities, alibies and "open source" claims. Bah.

If the Orochi had his way, these infringers would've gone straight to hell in a wink of an eye.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

蛹の破、 蝶わ舞う!

A beautiful metamorphosis has happened.

Insanity_soul:
Tagalog: (Medyo hirap sa english kaya nagpapraktis)

Alam nyo naman kapag ang isang tao ay nagagalit, minsan hindi na nakokontrol ang sarili. I am sorry for the trouble i made, but i can't just accept the fact that everyone is against me Sad :(, i feel like mobbed.

See how simple words can overturn your damnation?

He is now on his way to be reinstated in the ragnaboards, after some implements are carried out.

All complaints and damnations toward him are now officially retracted in light of his apology and his sincerity to change.

Oh, before I forgot, that Japanese word again.

It reads: Sanagi no yaburi, cho wa mau!
That's "Tearing the cocoon, a butterfly will flutter!"

Most appropriate for the metamorphosis of Insanity soul from a damned member to an enlightened person. Let this be a shining example that people do change for the better.

And with divine intervention, if needed be.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Of grief, repentance and redemption.

Does mercy really work? Will it truly save us?

A lot of us do not count on mercy, sorrow and repentance, expecting we would be mocked for being humble, lowering your stance than that of your adversary's. You may not believe this, but humility does work, and in a good way.

There has been a sinner, with divine intervention, has been enlightened and has become wiser to the reailty of the world. As a villain, I am supposed to damn him absolutely, but we have the rules of reality where repentance will be self-rewarding.

Even the real Goenitz spoke of salvation.